Surviving the zombie apocalypse with a newborn baby sounds like a daunting task, but if you follow these tips, your little one will be ready to take on the undead like a pro!
- Stock up on diapers: You never know when the next store run will be possible, so make sure you have plenty of diapers to last through the apocalypse. Bonus points if you opt for reusable cloth diapers – they’re eco-friendly and sustainable, even in a post-apocalyptic world.
- Invest in a baby carrier: Not only will a baby carrier free up your hands for zombie-slaying, but it’ll keep your little one close to your heart and protected from the dangers of the world.
- Teach baby sign language: When there’s a horde of zombies chasing you, shouting for a bottle or a diaper change just won’t cut it. Teach your baby some basic sign language so you can communicate silently and avoid attracting unwanted attention.
- Have a plan for zombie-proofing your home: Make sure you have a safe space for your baby to sleep, with reinforced windows, locked doors, and a stockpile of food, water, and supplies.
- Get your baby a tiny weapon: You never know when your little one will need to defend themselves. Consider getting them a miniature baseball bat, plastic sword, or foam dart gun for protection.
Here are some additional ways you could help keep the zombies away with a newborn baby:
- Use sound to your advantage: Newborns can cry loudly and continuously, which can attract zombies. But, you can use this to your advantage by luring zombies away from your safe zone with the sound of a crying baby.
- Create a baby distraction: Zombies may be drawn to the sound of a crying baby, but they may be deterred by a noisy toy or a mobile hanging above the baby’s crib.
- Stay low and quiet: The smell of a newborn baby is irresistible to zombies, but they have poor eyesight and hearing. By staying low, quiet and out of sight, you can reduce the chances of attracting unwanted attention.
- Use the element of surprise: Zombies move slowly and are easily distracted, so you can use this to your advantage. For example, by sneaking up behind a zombie and delivering a swift blow to the head, you can neutralize the threat without drawing attention to yourself and your baby.
- Travel during the day: Zombies are more active at night and can be harder to spot in the dark, so try to travel during the day when it’s easier to see them and avoid danger.
Remember, these are just suggestions, and it’s important to have a plan that works best for you and your baby in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Stay vigilant, stay prepared, and stay safe.
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So there you have it – with these tips, your newborn baby will be ready to survive the zombie apocalypse like The Last of Us. Just remember to keep them close, stay calm, and never underestimate the power of a well-timed spit-up. Good luck!
